- Dave- Gambit (because he gambles too much)
- Derek- Ghost Rider (because of just how bitchin' he rides that scooter)
- Stennett- Silver Surfer (because he's from a far off place with a whole surfing-thing going on)
- Hillier- The Hulk (because of how he explodes with rage while playing basketball)
- Forbes- Captain America (because he's dead)
- Gabi- Green Lantern (because I don't know what the hell he actually does)
- Harward- The Tick (because he's big, friendly, and when he's there, you KNOW he's there)
- Andrew- Spider-man (no real explanation needed)
- TJ- Human Torch (because he believes himself to be awesome)
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Guess Mine...
Sunday, December 13, 2009
The Maw
- Monday: Likely take the instrumentation final. Timed: 3 hr.
- Tuesday: Scheduled electrical engineering final. Timed: 3 hr.
- Wednesday: Scheduled machine design final. Timed: 3 hr.
- Thursday: Only real chance to do the statistics final. No time limit.
- Friday: Scheduled proofs final. Timed: 3 hr.

- Looks more like a Rick Hamburger Bun

Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Mode = "What the Hell..."
So, like what? Two months since an update? I am just taking a guess here, but that is what it feels like.
Here is the current scholastic standing.
- Machine Design: Test this weekend. We were promised that it "was going to be hard, but do-able," which translated to "you're all screwed."
- Instrumentation: Test all next week in the testing center. It is completely optional. Midterms are worth 20% of the total grade. This midterm is counted only if we do better on it than we did on the first one. It is pretty nice set up.
- Electrical Engineering: Talking about logic. Makes no sense. Kinda ironic.
- Proofs: Don't know what the hell is going on.
- Statistics: The professor decided to assign a load of crap right before the end. It hasn't been way nasty... until now. Another test this weekend. Awesome.
- Of course, there is also a final in every class.
My phone is broken, and has been for about a week. Luckily I bought a warranty on it and I sent it in today to get it fixed. The replacement phone is Derek's old razor. I like having a flip phone. Like I told him, it makes you feel important. I don't like the non-qwerty keyboard on it. It takes me about a month to type texts.
I am thinking that I am going to steadily move over to my google number. It makes no difference to me as long as the other people aren't on T Mobile.
I should really be studying for one of my tests, but I'm not.
I will end this post with a picture. This is the latest instrumentation project. We had to make a device that measured thrust from a rocket. We made a cantilever beam and attached a few strain gauges to it, sent those strain gauges through a circuit that amplified, removed bias, and filtered out the natural frequency of the beam, and then sent it to a DAQ for registering everything. It was pretty sweet. I'm sure you really, really give a frak.

Monday, October 5, 2009
Craptacular
I was leaving to go home from school, and I dropped my laptop. The screen broke, which makes it pretty useless. I bought a TV to replace the screen.
Here is the pic.

Monday, September 21, 2009
I've Got Soul but I'm Not a Soldier
School is about the same. My classes are hard as hell, but they are great. I mean, I chose this, and I love every day of it. Well, not test days.. or days with lots of homework. So, I love some days. Here is a rundown of what I am working on in each class right now:
372: Combined loading and finite element analysis
363: System analysis and Wheatstone bridges
301: Resistor stuff and Wheatstone bridges
290: Proofs
495: Probability
Overall, it isn't way, way nasty yet. I'm sure it will get worse. I have a test at the end of this week, and another at the end of next week. The Gauntlet begins.
On a lighter note, I went on a date tonight with codename: Monday. Why is she known as Monday? Well, it is just easier that way. It was great. We went to a restaurant and got some sort of cinnamon beef and deep fried cheesecake. It was fattening and delicious. With any detective work at all, you can probably figure out who Monday is. Anybody who knows can't share the secret. It is more fun that way.
Bombachus
- This was disgusting, but made me laugh. I may have posted it before, but I am too lazy right now to go look.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Unity
Trustworthiness: 1 Oț
Awesome Personality-ness: 1Ow
Attractiveness: 1 Sy
Insanity: 1 Ni
Irrationality: 1 Kr
Self-righteousness: 1 Ka
Fakeness: 1 Sk
Pimpliness: 1 Gr
Sexual Ambiguity: 1 Ty
Loudness: 1 Hw
Coolness: 1 Fz
There may have been more, but I can't recall. Also, the person for which these units were named have 1,000,000 of them as a standard. For example, Grant Harward had 1MHw, and as a comparison, Dave would have maybe 500 KHw.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
New Slate - August 2009
- ME EN 372 Mechanical System Design Fundamentals
- ME EN 363 Elementary Instrumentation
- EC EN 301 Elements of Electrical Engineering
- MATH 290 Fundamentals of Mathematics (Hey, it is going to be harder than 'fundamentals' may indicate...)
- ME EN 495 Some Statistical Thing
Bombachus
- Shaq vs. Watch it. Love it
- The Only Level
- Spotlight
- Sleep
Monday, August 10, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Pioneer Children Sang as They Walked
I just gave a presentation in my English class. The professor gave me a 50+/50. I'm going to be honest: I don't really know what that means. I am hoping for imaginary extra credit. I have never had extra credit in college before. I'm excited.
On the first day of this class, one thing was really clear: if the teacher likes you, you'll do well. The molester and I made sure that she knows who we are, and that she likes us. Don't get me wrong: the presentation rocked. I'm not demeaning its quality. I just think that the teacher liked the fact I spoke about Christian Bale.
If you go back to an older post, you'll see how I feel about eigenvalues. That is what we are talking about in lin alg today. Awesome...
In the spirit of my math homework taking me 15 minutes to complete, I have had a bit of free time on my hands as of late. Unfortunately, this free time usually comes while all my friends are at work. Here is what I do with it:
- Burn Notice*
- Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles**
- Lost***
I've also spent an ample amount of time taking apart old phones and seeing what I can make from their innards.
Derek took me to go get shave ice two days ago. It was... poor. Well, the ice itself was great. I just somehow picked the nastiest cocktail of horrendous flavors. I have come up with a plan of how I can avoid that situation next time I go. Here are the steps of the plan:
- Let Derek order first
- Order the exact same thing
- Eat it
*We finished season 2 of Burn Notice in about 3 days
**Dave is a butt
***Recently started up again after hiatus
Monday, July 13, 2009
Staying Busy...
Last week I spent about 2 hours in my linear algebra class. There are 6 hours per week that I could spend in class. Monday and Wednesday I went for half of it and left. I didn't even go on Friday. I decided to go biking with Dave and Andrew instead....
We went up to Squaw Peak to bike down it. There is this nice little trail that starts up above Hope Campground that takes us down and lets us out where Orem Center Street intersects with University Avenue in Provo. It's really quite nice. You can just ride all the way home from the top of the trail. Said trail is pretty casual. It doesn't take a lot of effort and it isn't hard to avoid crashes. That having been said...
I crashed. Hard. One of the worst of my life on a bicycle. I'm not 100% sure what happened, but something sure did. I'm going to guess that I went about 5 feet forward and about 4 feet down (6.4 ish feet total travel). I landed on my right shoulder and elbow. There was a good amount of blood mixed with dirt. A shirt was ripped, and there were rocks in my shoulder. I had to dig out 6 little pieces of rock when I got home. The most painfully excruciating part was actually the hydrogen peroxide that made my entire arm above my elbow feel like it was being subjected to a chemical burn.

Friday night, Dave, Hillier and I all went to Cabela's. Hillier was going to buy a 20 gauge shotgun. We found a nasty wallet on the way. I picked it up. It was gross. It was on a freeway off-ramp. What do you expect?
While at Cabela's, Hiller was mocked by the salesman, who basically told him that "20 gauge shotguns were for little girls." Okay, it wasn't said exactly like that, but that is the impression he gave to us. Hillier said "Oh yeah, well I already have a 12 gauge and I'll use it to kill you and all of your family, so sell me the *&^%ing gun!" Okay, he didn't say it exactly like that, but that is the impression he gave. The first thing that the old man told us was that if we have a concealed carry permit, it was no good this late at night because the BCI was closed and Hillier would have to pay the $7.50 background check anyway. He decided against buying the shotgun that night.
We all went from Cabela's to Canfield's house. I had never been there before. It was a lot of fun. His mom is... interesting. She is unlike anybody I've ever met before, but she was fun. She stayed and talked with us for about 2 hours, but it was enjoyable. They are just all around good people. I like good people. While we were there, I got to drink some kind of blueberry juice. The only reason I picked that particular type of juice is because Hillier said "Man, if I had seen that I would have chosen that instead." So, I was like "Take that!" and chose that juice just to spite him. It wasn't that good. The more I think about it, the more I believe he just tricked me into choosing it. Here is a rundown of the people who were there that night:
I linked all of the names to their facebook pages. Why did I do this? Because I can.
It was fun. There is a fact about the Romania Bucharest Mission: we are the tightest mission to ever grace the face of God's green earth. I have never spoken with anybody who stays in touch with former mission buddies like we do.
While over at CL's house, Ty told me that Kris Johnston passed away just a few days ago. The funeral is actually right now, and I have to be sitting in my math class, not paying attention. The professor told us that he was going to be giving us the test today, so that is why I am here. Turns out that he lied. He is giving it to us on Wednesday instead. I'm kinda mad. I also forgot about it over the weekend until Ty asked if I was going this morning. I wish I had gone. Here is a bit of background on Sora Johnston:
On Saturday, Hillier and I went on a spiritual quest, which is always fun. We then decided to back to Cabela's for him to get that shotgun. We took Harward this time. On the way up, we helped Hillier plan his priesthood lesson. It was about what guys look for in girls. We had a pretty good list going. Hillier got the gun, and we went back to his house. We talked with Hillier's mom and dad for a few hours, which was fun. We shared a lot of mission stories that probably shouldn't be shared with a mom. She was cool with it though. One of my favorite things that his dad said was before we left to Cabela's. Background: Hillier's mom didn't really want him to buy a shotgun. Hillier's dad asked before we left "You guys headed up north?" and Mark replied "Yup," and we then left. Right as soon as we were out of the door, I asked Mark "Was that code for 'are you going to Cabela's" and Mark just replied "Yup." And I thought it was hilarious.
We then went down to Harward's apartment and hung out for a bit. Amber came. So did Derek. We all just talked for a long while, before going out separate ways. It may or may not have been simply a day of talking with friends in just a whole lot of different locations.
Sunday came. I was going to go watch Hillier teach that lesson to Relief Society in his ward. I decided it would be extremely awkward to be the only guy in there who wasn't teaching. I decided to take off and go to my parents ward for sacrament meeting. I then went home, and fell asleep for a bit. Dave and I watched Burn Notice, which just might be one of the best shows on television. There was a lot of nothing that was done today, but the day was still full. I got a lot of homework done starting around 21:00 and watched "Be Kind, Rewind" with Dave. It was kinda dumb.
There is your rundown of my weekend.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
MgS
I am up in Idaho for the Fourth of July. It has been pretty fun thus far. It is currently Sunday morning and we got here on Friday afternoon. Let's just say that the whole even has been jammed packed full of festivities. These events included things such as
- Five Episodes of Lost
- A pretty amazing pyrotechnic display
- Little Tiny Pancakes
- Allergies (You can only use this once you know what the food is)
- Diabetes (A personal favorite for the last few weeks)
- Fasting
Fun new whiskey purchase: Full Metal Jacket Skull Candies. I got mine for far cheaper than you find them here. Did I need new earphones? No. Did I want new earphones? Not necessarily. Were they really cheap? Yes.
Other fun new purchase: Burn Notice, Season 2. Why did I buy this? I was in a mood to spend money and waste time...
Russian is a nasty, nasty language. I know this because I've been awake since about 6:00, and had not much to do than study Russian. Just remember the following rules and you'll be fine: B=V, H=N, 3=Z, P=R, and there is a fish letter which shows up every now and then. I just ignore it and seem to be doing just fine.
Overall, it has been a great weekend. No complaints. Met some great people. Saw a great dance show last night. Overall, it has been pretty awesome.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
New Slate
- I finished last semester. Thermo went well (A- in a 300 level course, I will take that any day of the week). C++ did not go so well....
- I went paintballing with Derek, Dwillard, Hillier, Harward, Mike, and Mike's buddy Matt. It was glorious beyond comprehension. Here are some of the highlights: creative 4 letter combos, the GPS system, and the KFC lady seductively trying to sell us chicken.
- Adventures of various sorts. :)
Monday, June 1, 2009
Biography 1
The Poo Poosington Story
Chapter One: From Humble Beginnings
After years of hoping for a child, Mr. and Mrs. Poosington were blessed with the birth of their son, Poo. Although the Poosingtons were nothing more than a family of wild yak herders, they were already crafting hopes and dreams for their young boy. They saved everything they could so that they might be able to send young Poo to school, that he might be able to escape his fate in the family business.
In school, Poo showed a great deal of potential. Clever as any young boy could be, he quickly rose to the top of his class, but this bored Poo. By his father's request, he spent hours every day studying and learning. And Poo hated this. When Poo was 12 he ran away from home, never to return...
Chapter Two: Running Away From Home, Never to Return...
At the age of 12, Poo left his home of Pooville. He didn't know where he was going; but he knew just that: He was going. He joined a group of sheep marauders, which he morally disagreed with, but he needed the money. After a few years living the life of crime, he decided he needed to move on, and find an honest job.
Chapter Thee: An Honest Job
After leaving the marauders, Poo set of to find a job that wouldn't one day end him in a Turkish prison cell. That is where he stumbled into a small shop of Eastern Artifacts. Although the shop owner's son was his only employee (which was plenty) he decided to give young Poo a chance. The shop owner, Mr. Kinezu, was getting old and figured it would be about time to think about retiring, and handing the shop over to his son. He thought that he might spend a good year, training young Kinezu to run the shop, and that would give him and Poo adequate time to get to know each other.
For more than a yeah, Kinezu and Poo worked together every day. They sold artifacts and they became friends. They developed hobbies together to pass the time. Their love grew for bowling, tennis, and baseball... but not so much boxing or golf. Every day during lunch, they went out behind the shop and played tennis or baseball, and every night they went bowling. It became their dreams to one day do these sports professionally.
As time went on, Mr Kinezu grew older, and decided it was time to give the shop to his son. He did this in December of 2006, and young Kinezu was grateful. However, he didn't know if he could run the shop all on his own. After a month of owning the shop, Kinezu and Poo were talking, and decided they would sell the shop, and use the money to pursue their dream...
Next time...
Chapter Four: Try Outs
Monday, May 4, 2009
C++
#include "stdafx.h"
#include
using namespace std;
int _tmain(int argc, _TCHAR* argv[])
{
float x=0;
cout <<"start:";
cin >>x;
while (x != 2)
{
if (x <= 2)
{
x = (x + .0001);
cout << x;
cout <<"\n";
}
}
int num;
cin >> num;
return 0;
}
Derek was pseudo proud. I had to have him troubleshoot if for me because I threw in too many semicolons. It was out of control. When I ran it, it pretty much killed my battery. Yup, my computer is THAT awesome. I am pretty sure that the battery percent was dropping so fast that it was skipping full integers on its way down.
Since last semster ended, I got my grades from it. Here is how they are: mediocre.
This class is brutal. I get to sit in here for two hours, three times a week. It is pretty craptacular.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
log(xB)
The purpose of this post is the same as it was this time last semester: to get my notes for my math test tomorrow down somewhere, just to help me remember it. This will be the format for the notes
Section number- what knowledge can be acquired by learning the section
How to do it, in Brian terms.
Here is the breakdown by sections:
7.1 Transforming a second order differential into a system of first order differential equations
Set x1 to u, aşa că u'= x'1
Then set x2 also to u', and then u''=x'2
Get the original equation in terms of x1 equal to x'2
7.2 Verify that a given vector satisfies a given equation
Learn basic linear algebra
7.3 Determining linear relationships between vectors
Give all vectors a constant in an equation similar to
C1x1+C2x2+C3x3=0
Write as an augmented matrix
Solve and pray they are all different constants
Part II Finding eigenvalues and eigenvectors
...Find the eigenvalues.
...Find the eigenvectors
7.4 Finding the Wronskian of a given vector, finding the interval of linear independence, find a system of equations that verify linear independence
You're given x1 and x2 vectors
Find W, and where it is zero, those values don't exist. That means that the interval of linear independence is everywhere that those values aren't.
The system of equations that verify linear independence is found by simply finding a vector that satisfies x'=Px
7.5 Find the general solution of a given system with different, real eigenvalues
Find the eigenvalues(these will be known as r1 and r2), then the eigenvectors (represented by ξ1 and ξ2)
Your solution is of the form x=c1ξ1er1t + c2ξ2er2t
...Yeah, it is taking too long to do the html code on this, and I won't do it otherwise... so I won't do it any more.
Bombachus
The person who realized you can pop corn deserves a Nobel Prize.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Biruiască
"Yeeeah, it's not..."
Pay no heed to the ad at the bottom of the video... unless you like going to hell.
Here are some haikus that I that I wrote about my evening.
The night is too long
I have studied inductance
I refuse to sleep
The engine is done
It does not work like it should
That is super gay
I wrote a report
It is about eight pages
I'm glad it is done
*End Haiku section
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Professional Whistling
This week, I have no tests. I do, however have a lot of foot-work to do on my 282 engine. I am hoping that I can get the frames done today so that we can run a test assembly. Also, I have spent around 20 hours since last Thursday in the CAD lab. Final pictures to come soon.
Well, I had better get back to work, but first, here is some deliciousness:
Bombachus
- Goomba vs. Roomba
- I, King Julian
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
Pols Voice
Bombachus
Friday, February 20, 2009
Physics Test 3
The plan is to update this every hour or so to see how long I am up. I will give you the rundown of the previous hour's events. This might be interesting.
2:42-
Went to go get some highlighters so I can distinguish when voltage is emf or just potential. Working on physics. Awesome2 Also had to open the html edit of an old post because I can never remember the command to make an exponent.3:30-
I have learned that despite the fact that it has been well publicized in my PHSCS 220 class that there will be a lot of "Which light bulb will be brighter?" questions on the test, there is virtually no information about them in the book.4:44-
Decided to try to eat something. Nothing has really stayed down for over a day now. I chose to eat combos, and promptly offered Dwill some over Facebook. I am working on RC circuits as of right now, and I have officially forsaken the night's sleep. At this point I would be more tired when I get up than if I just stay awake.5:15-
This is the last update of this post because, well, frankly I have grown tired of this. I'm tired.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
There are >12 Cylon Models.
Dave got a Mr. Jass television. It is quite nice to sit down and watch Dahl's sequel to the BFG. Speaking of which (Derek, cease reading here unless you've seen it), Daniel (#7) could be one of the following people:
- Starbuck
- Baltar
- Somebody else
Yesterday was Valentines Day. I watched Jurassic Park. Not usually what people think to watch on Valentines.
In the hunt for pictures or things to post. I found this from the mission. Owens had some mittens that got a make over. This is what they looked like after Nina got a hold of them.
Bombachus
Monday, February 9, 2009
Here's to the Night.
Derek, check your spelling on your blog posts. Especially in the title. The red, squiggly underline doesn't mean "cool word."
Monday, January 26, 2009
9.81 m/s2
I have another test on Thursday. It is in my manufacturing class. It will be either A) unreasonably easy, or B) viciously hard. I'll keep you all posted so that you know. I am going to study for it today so that tomorrow I can spend the majority of the day in the CAD lab. Fun stuff.
Last Friday we went out to a huge hole in the middle of nowhere. We proceeded to hurl flaming pieces of garbage down the shaft. The sad part of the whole thing was the fact that I was generally more interested in timing the fall and calculating the depth of the shaft than just tossing stuff down.
Saturday consisted of going to Hillier's sister's wedding. I drank some sort of green drink in aspiration of being a billionaire super-hero one day.
Fact: Billionaire super-heroes drink green beverages.
Proof:

I'm going to get back to homework now.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Racism isn't funny.
"We ask you to help us work for that day
When black will not be asked to give back,
Where brown can stick around,
When yellow will be mellow,
When the red man can get ahead, man-
And when white will embrace what is right.
When there is a wocket in my pocket,
When there is a noothbrush on my toothbrush,
When there is not one fish, but two fish,
Which are both red fish and blue fish,
I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them Sam I am.
Let all of those who will do justice and love mercy say 'Amen'. AMEN!"
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
2.6 Exact Differential Equations
I just spent about 2 hours in the CAD lab working on, get this, sketches. No, not by hand, but getting the computer to do the sketches for me based off the models that I designed. So, we are taking a 3D model, and degrading it to 2D. Way fun. The most important reason for using the 2D model is because Cylon technology can't hack a 2D model and shut it down so they can destroy you.. like they can with the 3D model.
Today is the Presidential Inauguration of Obama. Yesterday was Martin Luther King Jr. day. In about a week and a half we will be in Black History Month. Stennett and I will continue to eat pancakes to celebrate.
I just realized that I accidentally did the assignment already for what the professor is teaching today. What a waste of a weekend.
Oh, and I quit my job yesterday. Tonight is my last night there. Now I will be poor again.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
The Cylons Were Created by Man
- I will work everyday
- I will tell myself that I am going to try to catch up on homework and studying, but won't
- Sunday midnight basketball.
I really don't have that much to say.
Bombachus
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
∫∫∫ 1 dzdrdθ of NaCl
I downloaded a program called "LyX" last night while I was at work. If any body does a lot of math on their computer, I highly recommend it.
Okay, well, I am planning on going to the devotional in about 30 minutes, and it will be pretty blatant if I am hacking out my differential equations while Elder Holland counsels us to remember Lot's wife.
Ciao.
Monday, January 5, 2009
Mittens ≥ Gloves
"Do you guys sell, like, mittens?" -Dumb Girl
"Yeah, they're right there, you were just standing next to them." -Me
"Oh, no, these are like gloves"
"Except for those mittens right there on the end... those are like mittens"
"No, I mean like mittens"
"By definition, those are mittens"
"No, I mean like, wool ones"
"Oh, then no, we don't sell mittens"
I then laughed after she left, and told Dave about it.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
The Lion King: To Be Successful, Sometimes People Got to Die
So, nothing really too eventful has happened over the past weeks. I got a B- out of my math class. I initially thought that I was going to have to retake it, but no; I get to move on. What more, I can still minor in math. I have one more beastly math class, then I have two which shouldn’t be too bad. They might even be kinda fun.
Oh, Forbes got married yesterday. Congrats buddy. I got to go to the ceremony and the luncheon. It was actually really fun. The night before we went, Hillier, Stennett and I all played pass the pigs and watched Pastor Melissa Scott. It was great. We have also set up a Super Nintendo and played Super Mario World. Again, great.
I bought another Nixon. David is a bad influence. So is Whiskey Militia. Speaking of which, I need to find my Δ because there is a fancy little place here in the mall that offers unlimited batteries for 5 years. This is beneficial for the following reasons: 1. The Δ batteries are about $20 a pop, and 2. They need to be Δed about once a year.
Bombachus
- This is the worlds largest Liger. This is the world's most famous Liger.
- 7 Classic Disney Movies That Taught Us Terrible (Awesome) Lessons